Writer In Florence Ela Vasilescu
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Day 127 – Funny Romanian sayings

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Because yesterday I mentioned a funny Romanian saying, I thought about giving you a taste of how funny or weird some can get, so here is my top five Romanian sayings, which I’ve heard throughout my whole childhood and adolescence. 1. The one who will steal an egg today, will steal an ox tomorrow! I have heard this saying a lot before I turned twelve, because I was kind of a kleptomaniac and...

Day 97 – Locked outside by Ephia

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The title sounds funny, right? Well, let’s say that it was both funny and really scary. D has an event to shoot today so us girls were left unsupervised. After a quick cappuccino and a glass of foamy milk for her, we headed to the park where we met a strangely hyperactive six year old boy, who tried to teach my daughter how balloons can fly. Everything was going great and even the bus was...

Day 40 – My weird and sometimes annoying habits

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I think everyone has weird and annoying habits or quirks. I realized today that I have a lot of them and by that, I mean I should be forbidden from human crowds sometimes. I’ve decided to share some, hoping that I will find many more like me out there who will be willing to share their own (just so I would feel normal in their crowd). When I was born, my grandmother made me a little feather...

Day 12 – Weird conversation

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You have to write something funny for a change. Stop creeping people out with your depressions and strangeness. Right; let’s tell them about the nice old lady from the bakery that gives us the most amazing smile every day when we buy bread from her shop. Well, that could work but let’s try something funnier. Oh, I know, we should tell them about the bartender that hops around like a frog in...

Writer In Florence Ela Vasilescu